We at Verbicide love movies but hate movies posters. This inherent contradiction is like a like a horrible joke told by a French llama. Trust us on this one.

But that doesn’t mean that we hate actors.  For example, take Natalie Portman. Sure, there were some questions about her acting prowess after her “nuanced” turn in the Star Wars prequels. But now, the Oscar award winner is riding high from her performance in Black Swan and ready to take the Spring by storm with the release of mainstream comedy Your Highness.  Hell, I even read somewhere that she found a way to biologically reproduce by fertilizing the eggs in her body with male sperm, allowing a human child to grow in her belly.  Is there anything she can’t do?

We at Verbicide think that Natalie is a national treasure.  After all, what would our favorite movies be like if she never existed? No, seriously,  what would they be like?  To answer that question, we decided to remake some of her more famous posters as if she was swallowed by time.  The results are below.