We at Verbicide love movies but hate movies posters. This inherent contradiction is why we cry after sex.
Just kidding! We rarely cry after sex.
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In our spare time between smoking and talking to mom, we take out our frustrations on posters for upcoming movies. The results are below.
Editor's note: We would also have accepted Pinocchio, since Lautner is also a lil' wooden actor who dreams of someday being a real movie star
