We at Verbicide love movies but hate movie posters.  This inherent contradiction is heartfelt, yet made entirely of foam and controlled by a guy with a hand up its butt.

Honestly, we were as happy to hear about the new Muppets movie as anyone.  We’ve missed them. We just wonder if the movie needed to feature the guy with his dick out in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. So this time we tackle the human-centric mistake that is Disney’s (?) The Muppets. The result is below. (And yes, we know Jason spearheaded the Muppets return to the silver screen. These be jokes.)