We at Verbicide love movies but hate movies posters. This inherent contradiction is like a Kriss Kross album played backwards.

In celebration of yet another horrible bastardization of a beloved childhood classic, the renegades at Verbicide decided it was time to finish what Hollywood started by updating properties from the ’80s and bringing them to the silver screen. There will be several examples this week. The first is below.

I’m not the only one who remembers this show, right?