We at Verbicide love movies but hate movie posters.  This inherent contradiction is magical, but not David Copperfield-style magic.  We’re talking David Blaine magic.  Hood magic.

People, we love wizards without noses as much as the next guy, but any poster pretentious enough to forego a fucking title needs an ass-kicking. A real ass-kicking, not lame enchanted wand garbage.  The result of that beatdown is below