Repeat after me: He-Man has more power than Jesus. This is the mantra that kicks off seven of the most insane/awesome moments in television history.

Back in the good old 1980s, author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald recorded a television program about the demonic agenda promoted by all of our favorite ’80s toys — and believe me, if you played with it, they covered it here. It’s all bad. This video contains seven minutes of some of their best gems. You won’t want to watch it all, but you probably will.

When you finish, check out our list of the top ten 1980s toys.

(via io9)