Originally published in Verbicide issue #6

All my reviews in this issue have been pretty negative, so let’s keep the streak alive. Modey Lemon is a two-man band; you know, White Stripes-style: one drummer and one guitarist. They play lackluster garage tunes. I don’t even think a bass player would help this band. Ahh, I hate 99 percent of all music these days. How can we have a rock n’ roll revolution if all the rock bands suck? Lets me answer this one: we can’t!

(A-F Records, PO Box 71266, Pittsburgh, PA 15213)