100 Funny Headlines From “The Simpsons”

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

Principal Murder Trial Begins Today

PRINCIPAL MURDER TRIAL BEGINS TODAY, from "Bart the Murderer," season 3

(From “Bart the Murderer,” season 3)

Simpsons Scam Springfield

SIMPSONS SCAM SPRINGFIELD, from "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace," season 9

(From “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace,” season 9)

The Truth About Carl

THE TRUTH ABOUT CARL, from "Fraudcast News," season 15

(From “Fraudcast News,” season 15)

The Red Dress Press

THE RED DRESS PRESS, from "Fraudcast News," season 15

(From “Fraudcast News,” season 15)

Supervillain Seizes East Coast

SUPERVILLAIN SEIZES EAST COAST, from "You Only Move Twice," season 8

(From “You Only Move Twice,” season 8)

Springfield Shopper Purchased by Cult

SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER PURCHASED BY EVIL NICE CULT, from "The Joy of Sect," season 9

(From “The Joy of Sect,” season 9)

Spinning Newspaper

SPINNING NEWSPAPER INJURES PRINTER, from "Radioactive Man," season 7

(From “Radioactive Man,” season 7)

Sleep Important

SLEEP IMPORTANT, SAY EXPERTS, from "Half Decent Proposal," season 13

(From “Half Decent Proposal,” season 13)

Simpson Wins in Landslide

SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE, from "Trash of the Titans," season 9

(From “Trash of the Titans,” season 9)

Toddlers Topple Mayor

TODDLERS TOPPLE MAYOR, from "Sideshow Bob Roberts," season 6

(From “Sideshow Bob Roberts,” season 6)

Extra Extra!

EXTRA EXTRA! TODD SMELLS, from "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily," season 7

(From “Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily,” season 7)

Unusually Large, Ugly Baby

UNUSUALLY LARGE, UGLY BABY BORN, from "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" season 11

(From “Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?” season 11)

Top Cop

TOP COP SURRENDERS TO BACKFIRING CAR, from "Pranksta Rap," season 16

(From “Pranksta Rap,” season 16)

Mutation Caught at Ol’ Fishin’ Hole

MUTATION CAUGHT AT OL' FISHIN' HOLE and VANDAL DECAPITATES TOWN STATUE, from "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish," season 2

(From “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish,” season 2)

Who Will Be Fallout Boy?

WHO WILL BE FALLOUT BOY? from "Radioactive Man," season 7

(From “Radioactive Man,” season 7)

Wiccan Curse

<WICCAN CURSE BLINDS HALF THE TOWN, from "Rednecks and Broomsticks," season 21

(From “Rednecks and Broomsticks,” season 21)

Woman Weds Ape

WOMAN WEDS APE, from "Treehouse of Horror III," season 4

(From  “Treehouse of Horror III,” season 4)

You Need a Heart to Live

YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE, from "I Love Lisa," season 4

(From “I Love Lisa,” season 4)

Work Accidents Reach Record Low

WORK ACCIDENTS REACH RECORD LOW, from "Simpson and Delilah," season 2

(From “Simpson and Delilah,” season 2)

Kickin’ Back

KICKIN' BACK, from "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)," season 8

(From “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer),” season 8)

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