I kid, I kid…it was actually a wedding between an octogenarian worth $4.9 billion and some guy 25 years her junior. Sounds like a reverse-Hef. Hey, HuffPo! Fixed that for ya! (via Huffington Post)

(Side note: Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart was a total fox in 1956. Seriously. Considering plastic surgery? Let this be a warning.)