Yawn…just a sleepy day around the ol’ Verbicide office (and by “Verbicide office” I mean the kitchen of the restaurant where I work and neglect the dirty dishes, prep work, and customers in favor of blogging). Let’s see, what wild and crazy shit is going down out there in the outside world?

*Florida Republicans say, “Hey women! Fuck you!” That’s right! In the third-rapiest state in the USA, now rape and incest victims gotta prove it if they want to get an abortion! Also, they now must pay for mandatory ultrasound exams out-of-pocket. Oh man, the teabaggers must be fuming about this expansion of big government. Give Florida the Bugs Bunny treatment.

*Scott Stapp of Creed  sings the 2010 “inspirational anthem” for the Florida Marlins! Man, I just get so pumped up when I hear Scott Stapp of Creed singing.

*Robert Pollard scores a documentary about Pete Rose! Which really isn’t that newsworthy, but the photo that accompanies this story made my day.

*Lastly, a 59-year-old man in China died after an eel inserted into his rectum devoured his bowels! “The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.” What a bunch of crazy jokers!

That’s all for now. I’ve got some customers.