Well, this is terrifying.

A latex mask fashioned to resemble the-ho-who-killed-her-todder-and-got-away-with-it Casey Anthony appeared on eBay this weekend, with a starting price of $24,000. Since people 1) are insane and 2) will bid for hours on the internet because it never feels real, the bidding war ended yesterday morning at a — oh, you know — pretty high price of $990,900.

“Forget Freddy, Jason, Meyers (sic), here’s your chance to scare the *#&% out of everyone and win every costume contest with this amazing Tot Mom latex rubber mask, possibly the most frightening mask on the planet,” the seller, “prophunter,” says on the masks’s eBay listing.

There were 108 bids placed on this mask, which is allegedly one of nine masks in existence created for a mysterious Casey Anthony parody video…parody video?

Okay! I’m done. Can’t look into her creepy rubbery eyes any longer. Godspeed to whomever will own this for posterity. -Christina Drill