New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, AKA “Carlos Danger,” may not have a chance in hell of winning the election — but he’s at least inspired some great late-night TV zingers and a new product line, Carlos Danger Weiners. I feel like we almost should have seen this coming.

Who knows how long this gag company will last. For now, however, they are “the brand that’s on everyone’s lips.” (via NYC Prowler)