Buckwheat Groats “(Take U 2 Da) Shopping Mall” – You will like this, and that will make you confused

Thursday, April 21st, 2011


It is exhausting, watching white people rap — and it’s even worse when said white rappers are trying to be funny. But, for whatever reason, you are going to like these guys. Maybe because… they might not be joking.

The Buckwheat Groats, according to their Facebook fan page (which has 663 fans and counting), rose from a pile of turds in Poland in the year 1427. Their beats are bafflingly good, and their rhymes are just as catchy as they are clever. They also seem as though they are gangsta as s*#t.

In this video, Penis Bailey and Lil’ Dinky (yup, you heard correctly) peruse the shopping mall for underage chicks in the classic Groats fashion — with class. This is their second video, and their third one drops April 29th.

It is a mystery why they have not blown up yet.

Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce to you…The Groats. -Christina Drill

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