15 Strange and Offensive Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

Vintage Valentine's Day cards

Are cards, candy, and flowers just not cutting it anymore? Looking for a new way to surprise your partner this Valentine’s Day? Have we got just the thing for you!

Check out these 15 vintage cards. It will make you and your sweetie yearn for a simpler time, when boys were boys, girls were girls, puns flowed like wine, and casual racism was as rampant across the whole country as it remains in Cleveland.

Cat torture. Hilarious!

(via Seven Deadly Sinners)

Big ol' thermometer cock

(via Robie2)

Books suck!

(via Vintage Everyday)

Eggy-weggs...I want to smash 'em

(via Chipmunk’s Corner)

To talk-um like an Indian, just add-um "um" to verbs

(via Kitschy Kitschy Coo)

I still think she's hot

(via Design You Trust)

Or else

(via Zero Discipline)

"Accordion" to me, this is the worst pun ever

(via Zwani)

Wait, no, this is the worst pun ever. I mean, "wurst" pun lol

(via pageofbats)

There is no silver tongue...is there, Bonesy?

(via Neatorama)

Shouldn't this say "Rikee you much prenty"?

(via Nested Egg Productions)

I miss my ex-husband...but I keep missing! Amirite ladies??

(via Seven Deadly Sinners)

Are you the flamey? Valentine "hose" the burning? Get it?

(via Mitch O’Connell)

I hear that!

(via Robie2)

Donkey + Clark Gable = <3

(via Vintage Everyday)

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