Oh no. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be infatuated with Beyonce forever: she’s the closest thing our generation has to an Aretha Franklin, or an Etta James, or a god. But what in hell is going on with this music video? Is this her audition tape for a David’s Bridal ad campaign? I thought somebody as epic as Bey was able to veto lame shit. Does that mean Beyonce isn’t as epic as I once thought…? No, I can’t even go there without getting depressed. At least she looks great, at least she looks great… -Christina Drill