KILLING CALIFORNIA – No Pentagrams, No Crosses

reviewed by Craig Gilbert | Friday, November 2nd, 2012

No Pentagrams, No CrossesOh, would you c’mon! Man…I just…dammit! This record has brought out some anger over here. It didn’t piss me off because it is horrible or anything like that…okay, check this.

There’s a striking, rattlesnake head on the cover with a spray painted pentagram behind it. You’ve got song titles like “Cheap Wine,” “Dirt,” “Blame Bukowski,” “Limbs,” and “Down Town.” I’m just feeling some Southern-influenced, whiskey-crazed, heavy trailer rock is coming up soon.

And then, the music hits. And yes! It’s all rough and rockin’ white trash rock, and — wha? Who let this singer in? What the hell is going on here?

Imagine a band reminiscent of Nashville Pussy, or a slowed-up REO Speedealer or Zeke. But then have some one-toned, boy band-core shrieker from Black Veil Brides or Asking Alexandria doing the vocals. It just doesn’t fit. The music is sure-as-shit tough. The vocals are decent, but are made for something else entirely. If there was a different voice — an actual singer with a pack of Camel Unfiltereds for a larynx and a fondness for Hank Williams and Cocknoose — this album would absolutely kill.

(Basement Records, PO Box 511, La Habra, CA 90633-0511)

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